MorrisBX
10-15-2008, 12:24 PM
Do not catch feelings people. It goes by relevancy. Therefore, Tupac and Biggie are dead which means they are no longer relevant besides death conspiracies and the Bush Doctrine. Not only that, some rappers will not be on here because I do not believe them to be relevant at the time and being. I have sole say over this project. Kick Rocks/Lick Balls/Etc. I will start with
Jay Z is Oprah:
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Why is Hov Oprah? Well because Hov has the longest run at the top. Arguably, some people can say Nas has; however, Jay Z has consistently been the driving force in Hip Hop for over 13 years now. Oprah has the number one talk show...period. Jay Z is not the best selling rapper of all time, nor is he the most known rapper, however he sets the agenda. If Hov thinks it is hot...then it will sell.
Nas is BET:
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Listen to my reasoning OK. Sometimes you listen to Nas and he is great...like when BET plays Old School music videos non-stop. Sometimes you listen and Nas is just plain annoying...like morning inspiration coming on during those drunk nights where you need something black and it is too early to eat chicken. Sometimes Nas is repetitive...like 106 & Park. Sometimes Nas is GOAT like <st1:place st="on"><st1:placename st="on">Rap</st1:placename> <st1:placetype st="on">City</st1:placetype></st1:place> (with Big Tigga or before I Am). Nevertheless, you love it regardless...no matter how much you say you do not.
Rakim is The Fresh Prince:
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I would give Will this title but he does not really rap anymore. However, he is a great rapper Rakim has influenced everyone. The Fresh Prince is arguably one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. I think Rakim might be the greatest of all time.
Let us leave it up to dispute.
Kanye West is Bill O'Reilly:
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Simmer down here. Remember when Kanye said, "George Bush hates black people?" Remember when Bill O'Reilly freaked out during a taping? You watch...just to see what stupid and crazy stuff will happen next.
Lil Wayne and Birdman are Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star:
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Well they are not related...and Birdman is supposed to be his father; let us look past that here. Essentially, they are best friends and maybe gay together. Spongebob and Patrick love each other...a little too much. Just like <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Wayne</st1:place></st1:city> and Birdman. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on"><s>Wayne</s></st1:place></st1:city><s> beat up the pussy while I beat the ass up</s>
50 Cent is Sportscenter:
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50 Cent has his hand in everything. Sportscenter reports on everything. (Even Nascar..Yeehaw). No matter what they do, Sportscenter will always have top-notch ratings. 50 Cent (by himself) will always sell well. Finally? Men and the occaisonal lesbian love 50 Cent more than girls do and the same for Sportscenter.
Eminem is The Sopranos:
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Eminem comes hard 90% of the time (excluding that last....CD). The Sopranos was just a great show...90% of the time (excluding that last...fucking episode). The families of both are as twisted as a screw. Tony secretly harbors something against his mother...Eminem definitely harbors something against his mother. Not only this…the way the ended resembles the way Eminem disappeared. In a damn coffee shop.
Lupe Fiasco is True Life/National Geographic:
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When you listen to Lupe you learn something listening to Lupe. Lupe is a brilliant storyteller as is True Life and Nat Geographic. However, they can still get down to the nitty gritty. You do not feel educated nor dumb listening to him. It is actually a damn good watch.
Chris Brown is The Hills/Laguna Beach/Gossip Girls/Disney Channel/High School Musical/Degrassi etc...:
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Please do not get your panties in a tizzy ladies. You know how you are never more than 8 feet from a spider? Well I bet you are never more than 8 feet from someone <strike>without testes</strike> that watches these shows. Which means, you are no more than 8 feet away from someone that would take Chris Brown and put him in the Bush-lip piledriver.
Rihanna is The Tyra Banks show:
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First let us look at the glaring ideas ahead of us in the foreground. Both of these women can fry eggs on that forehead of theirs. On paper, and on wax, they are both outstanding...in person it falls and you wonder why you talked to either of them in the first place. They are both <strike>too damn tall</strike>. They have their hits and misses. Sometimes Rihanna makes dumb songs. <strike>Most of the time</strike> Sometimes Tyra has dumb shows. Rihanna <strike>tries to hard to be Beyonce</strike>. Tyra tries too hard to be Oprah.
T.I and Young Dro is Sanford and Son:
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Sanford and Son. Country as hell...however, still nice and relevant as hell. 'Nuff said.
Rick Ross is Carl Winslow from Family Matters:
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Do I even need to write for this one? They are both cops. They are both fat. They are both actors. They both love donuts. Need I say more?
R Kelly is to Catch a Predator:
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You expected this coming did you not? R Kelly was not caught. However, after <strike>peeing/jizzing/slapping/modeling/acting with nignornance coursing through his veins</strike> he is still at large. This dude has "some 19 year old friends" that count as teenagers.
Dumb <strike>motherfucker</strike>
Joe Budden is Its Always Sunny in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Philadhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WF7LXYiMXc/SPWYRPMdpDI/AAAAAAAAAs0/kU4hUGTdt9k/s400/joe_budden.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WF7LXYiMXc/SPWYRPMdpDI/AAAAAAAAAs0/kU4hUGTdt9k/s1600-h/joe_budden.jpg)
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elphia</st1:place></st1:city>:
You know who Joe Budden is right? Surprisingly some people have no idea as to who this man is. Sunny in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Philadelphia</st1:place></st1:city> is a fantastic show and is getting rave reviews from everywhere and everyone. However, people have no idea who he is. If you do not know the latter check it out. I guarantee you will not be disappointed.
The Diplomats is Nick Jr:
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Let us not sit here and say that we do not know that the Nursery rhymes are entertaining. They are almost everyone's guilty pleasure. People do not like to admit that they listen to these dudes on a reg. basis...but I know that Diplomatic Immunity gets a spin everyday. Nick Jr.? Why hate? <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Franklin</st1:place></st1:city> was a good as show. Also, whose clues?
<strike>BLUES CLUES. "Dipset Killa Cam, Juelz on deck holla no homo"</strike>
Cam'ron is Steven Colbert:
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Before you call this a reach hear me out. Cam'ron takes himself seriously. Steven Colbert does too. However, they are both jokes...right? So therefore, this is what allows them to be together. I mean honestly, look at their work. Steven Colbert has REAL guests on the show but clowns with them. Cam'ron has REAL chicks calling his phone that he records and puts on his album
Why?
Because a chicken does not go "quack quack quack"
Plies is Real Sex
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Remember staying up late when you were a kid to watch this show? In addition, no matter how grossed out you became you continued to watch? Yea that is like Plies except when you are in the club it is the perfect reason to almost <strike> sex </strike> a girl on the show. The real funny thing is, you just feel raunchy when you listen to him. Like I said, when I listen to Plies it makes me want to be tested.
Jay Z is Oprah:
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Why is Hov Oprah? Well because Hov has the longest run at the top. Arguably, some people can say Nas has; however, Jay Z has consistently been the driving force in Hip Hop for over 13 years now. Oprah has the number one talk show...period. Jay Z is not the best selling rapper of all time, nor is he the most known rapper, however he sets the agenda. If Hov thinks it is hot...then it will sell.
Nas is BET:
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Listen to my reasoning OK. Sometimes you listen to Nas and he is great...like when BET plays Old School music videos non-stop. Sometimes you listen and Nas is just plain annoying...like morning inspiration coming on during those drunk nights where you need something black and it is too early to eat chicken. Sometimes Nas is repetitive...like 106 & Park. Sometimes Nas is GOAT like <st1:place st="on"><st1:placename st="on">Rap</st1:placename> <st1:placetype st="on">City</st1:placetype></st1:place> (with Big Tigga or before I Am). Nevertheless, you love it regardless...no matter how much you say you do not.
Rakim is The Fresh Prince:
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I would give Will this title but he does not really rap anymore. However, he is a great rapper Rakim has influenced everyone. The Fresh Prince is arguably one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. I think Rakim might be the greatest of all time.
Let us leave it up to dispute.
Kanye West is Bill O'Reilly:
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Simmer down here. Remember when Kanye said, "George Bush hates black people?" Remember when Bill O'Reilly freaked out during a taping? You watch...just to see what stupid and crazy stuff will happen next.
Lil Wayne and Birdman are Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star:
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Well they are not related...and Birdman is supposed to be his father; let us look past that here. Essentially, they are best friends and maybe gay together. Spongebob and Patrick love each other...a little too much. Just like <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Wayne</st1:place></st1:city> and Birdman. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on"><s>Wayne</s></st1:place></st1:city><s> beat up the pussy while I beat the ass up</s>
50 Cent is Sportscenter:
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50 Cent has his hand in everything. Sportscenter reports on everything. (Even Nascar..Yeehaw). No matter what they do, Sportscenter will always have top-notch ratings. 50 Cent (by himself) will always sell well. Finally? Men and the occaisonal lesbian love 50 Cent more than girls do and the same for Sportscenter.
Eminem is The Sopranos:
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Eminem comes hard 90% of the time (excluding that last....CD). The Sopranos was just a great show...90% of the time (excluding that last...fucking episode). The families of both are as twisted as a screw. Tony secretly harbors something against his mother...Eminem definitely harbors something against his mother. Not only this…the way the ended resembles the way Eminem disappeared. In a damn coffee shop.
Lupe Fiasco is True Life/National Geographic:
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When you listen to Lupe you learn something listening to Lupe. Lupe is a brilliant storyteller as is True Life and Nat Geographic. However, they can still get down to the nitty gritty. You do not feel educated nor dumb listening to him. It is actually a damn good watch.
Chris Brown is The Hills/Laguna Beach/Gossip Girls/Disney Channel/High School Musical/Degrassi etc...:
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Please do not get your panties in a tizzy ladies. You know how you are never more than 8 feet from a spider? Well I bet you are never more than 8 feet from someone <strike>without testes</strike> that watches these shows. Which means, you are no more than 8 feet away from someone that would take Chris Brown and put him in the Bush-lip piledriver.
Rihanna is The Tyra Banks show:
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First let us look at the glaring ideas ahead of us in the foreground. Both of these women can fry eggs on that forehead of theirs. On paper, and on wax, they are both outstanding...in person it falls and you wonder why you talked to either of them in the first place. They are both <strike>too damn tall</strike>. They have their hits and misses. Sometimes Rihanna makes dumb songs. <strike>Most of the time</strike> Sometimes Tyra has dumb shows. Rihanna <strike>tries to hard to be Beyonce</strike>. Tyra tries too hard to be Oprah.
T.I and Young Dro is Sanford and Son:
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Sanford and Son. Country as hell...however, still nice and relevant as hell. 'Nuff said.
Rick Ross is Carl Winslow from Family Matters:
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Do I even need to write for this one? They are both cops. They are both fat. They are both actors. They both love donuts. Need I say more?
R Kelly is to Catch a Predator:
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You expected this coming did you not? R Kelly was not caught. However, after <strike>peeing/jizzing/slapping/modeling/acting with nignornance coursing through his veins</strike> he is still at large. This dude has "some 19 year old friends" that count as teenagers.
Dumb <strike>motherfucker</strike>
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You know who Joe Budden is right? Surprisingly some people have no idea as to who this man is. Sunny in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Philadelphia</st1:place></st1:city> is a fantastic show and is getting rave reviews from everywhere and everyone. However, people have no idea who he is. If you do not know the latter check it out. I guarantee you will not be disappointed.
The Diplomats is Nick Jr:
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Let us not sit here and say that we do not know that the Nursery rhymes are entertaining. They are almost everyone's guilty pleasure. People do not like to admit that they listen to these dudes on a reg. basis...but I know that Diplomatic Immunity gets a spin everyday. Nick Jr.? Why hate? <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Franklin</st1:place></st1:city> was a good as show. Also, whose clues?
<strike>BLUES CLUES. "Dipset Killa Cam, Juelz on deck holla no homo"</strike>
Cam'ron is Steven Colbert:
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Before you call this a reach hear me out. Cam'ron takes himself seriously. Steven Colbert does too. However, they are both jokes...right? So therefore, this is what allows them to be together. I mean honestly, look at their work. Steven Colbert has REAL guests on the show but clowns with them. Cam'ron has REAL chicks calling his phone that he records and puts on his album
Why?
Because a chicken does not go "quack quack quack"
Plies is Real Sex
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Remember staying up late when you were a kid to watch this show? In addition, no matter how grossed out you became you continued to watch? Yea that is like Plies except when you are in the club it is the perfect reason to almost <strike> sex </strike> a girl on the show. The real funny thing is, you just feel raunchy when you listen to him. Like I said, when I listen to Plies it makes me want to be tested.